What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary