What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.