What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Flavor Gum Jokes More Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border