What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.