What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.