Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What