Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.