Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.