Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
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Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
He was in a dilemma.
A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)
ex-spearmints
Does it really have to be a lightbulb
the cow didn't make it.
None *et al.*
They prefer fur mats.
They prefer to use Norse code.
Chair-y
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
Old bae.
He became an ex-terminator!
Pardon me.
Abraham Lincoln.
