Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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Jail-birds !

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GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.