Brock Turner Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

President Jokes More President Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.