Brock Turner Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.