Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision