Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

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Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

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A son Bern

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.