Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.