How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

President Jokes More President Jokes

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!