He pulled some strings.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
You meet new people every day.
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You'll never be president, Jeb.
They all went down on a President.
Stopping it with a shovel!
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
Because he "pulled a few strings"!