How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!