He pulled some strings.
The leash goes slack...
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
On a blind date
A: The vegetable garden.
By the vote of the Erectional College...
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Because it had no character.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Because he "pulled a few strings"!