How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

President Jokes More President Jokes

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!