How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.