How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.