How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!