How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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When we first met?

No, before that.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!