Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where do magical animals go to jail?

Azkabarn

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!