Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!