Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!