Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!