What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)