Gonorrhea Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!