Gonorrhea Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

Syphilis Jokes More Syphilis Jokes

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.