Consent Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.