Consent Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Brock Turner Jokes More Brock Turner Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !