Consent Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.