Consent Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

Thailand Jokes More Thailand Jokes

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.