What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.