What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

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What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.