What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!