What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...