What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!