Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

Garbanzo Jokes More Garbanzo Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.