Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.