Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.