Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

Garbanzo Jokes More Garbanzo Jokes

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo?

I've never had a garbanzo on my face.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Who pays?

Germany.

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.