Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.