What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.