What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.