What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

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Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.