Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

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What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

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Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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I appreciate the sediment.