Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

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What are jokes about janitors called?

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

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I appreciate the sediment.

What do women and computers have in common?

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