Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.