What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.