What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?