What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering