What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.