What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")