What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.