What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.