What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did Helen Keller call her dog?

ltsmashes keyboard&gt

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering