Cs Jokes

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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Germany

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Maui.

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