Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.