Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)