Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.