What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Cheeto Jokes More Cheeto Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.