What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What is the movie name?

Independence Day

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.