What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Cheeto Jokes More Cheeto Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.