An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
He had Jello fever!
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
In case he got a hole in one.
in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
NOT MOVIES
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
Sir.
Cheetos.
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
