What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Cheeto Jokes More Cheeto Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.