What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Cheeto Jokes More Cheeto Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."