What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.