What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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Qwack

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!