What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.