Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.