Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.