Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon