Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.