Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.