Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned