Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.