Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

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What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.