Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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What's a ghost's favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.