Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)