A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
European.
She's the one with the dirty knees.
Your mom can't take a joke.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Toulouse
A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Cause it's an all mail business.
Check, mate.
They'll tell you.
A Conquistador!
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Wrong, What are coworkers"
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess