What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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What do you call a French sandal?

Philippe Flop!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"