A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
This one will sleigh you !
A French Fried
Because they hate the french press...
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
A New Zealander
They've a chip on both shoulders
Because it's the first date.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Cleanup on the detergent aisle"
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
