A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
In the punchlines.
Because 7 8 9 A.
Salut!
Sacred blue!
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Rice-ist!
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
because its the first date
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
