What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company?

Capital Juan

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora?

Cunstwaylow