What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!