What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.