What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!