What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.