What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist?

Nothing.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.