What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!