Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.