Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

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Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

How do you make an apple turnover?

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan