Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

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What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird