What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.