About 5 inches.
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Just three inches.
A boat.
God doesn't think he's a Welder.
Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
Because they were still monkeys.
Because they were still considered monkeys.
About three inches
They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"