Aah Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D