Aah Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

5 Inch Jokes More 5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches