What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person?

A Pizza can feed a family of four