What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...