What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.