What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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What is an Eskimos best friend?

pol ice

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.