What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.