What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes