What do freezing rain and cake icing ha...

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze