What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro