What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"