What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.