What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears