Their victims never see them coming.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.
Sneakers!
As many as want to be!
Numchucks.
via sticky notes
Shady's back*
Five. It's a huge problem.
A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.
They're both invisible.
Goad-diggers.
iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Whole Foods
At the infideli counter.
NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
A raise in *celery*.
