Ninjas Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!