Ninjas Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Qualify Jokes More Qualify Jokes

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin