Their victims never see them coming.
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They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.
Sneakers!
As many as want to be!
Numchucks.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
A balloon animal!
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.
He was making a scene!
Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*
I hate tons of stuff.
A: He wanted to sing higher!
Neighbor
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
There was a fork in the road.
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"
They came in like a wrecking ball.
They both came in a little behind.
Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2
The ninja replies with "Wata!"
