Their victims never see them coming.
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They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.
Sneakers!
As many as want to be!
Numchucks.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
The pair with no sole.
because he can't lace them.
Jail-O
You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.
Sneakers
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
he replied, "Tropical Depression."
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
One I say one.
I hate tons of stuff.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY
Because he'd drop everything
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
