How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*