How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.