How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.