How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

accommadate I hate me for this..

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Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*