Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.