Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.