Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !