What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud