What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !