What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud