Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D