Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!