Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.