Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.