Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

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What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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