Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)