Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.