Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !