Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)