Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.