Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !