Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.