Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

End Jokes More End Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.