Qualify Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.