What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart