I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.
I ate sand.
I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
Crepetomaniac
The pancakes was flattered.
Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*
One I say one.