What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.