What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.