What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes?

Crepetomaniac

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.