What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.