What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.