What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"