How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.