How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?

Allah-lcohol

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What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.