How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.