How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person