How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

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What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person?

A Pizza can feed a family of four

Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

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What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.