How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

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Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

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What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.