Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"