Rolling Stone Jokes

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What is a rock's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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Slayer.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

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The lanlord!

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Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Rock Roll Jokes More Rock Roll Jokes

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What do you call the Scottish dentist ?

Phil McCavity !

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"