What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

Mc Leod Jokes More Mc Leod Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Scot Jokes More Scot Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.